It's time for an Ichiban Caption Contest! If you win, you will receive an Ichiban Prize Pack that is guaranteed to make you the envy of all your friends and neighbors. Leave your caption in the comments section. If you're truly comically gifted, feel free to enter multiple times.
Ichiban hostess Debbie D is the judge and the deadline is Monday at noon.
Photo courtesy of Special Collections Department, Georgia State University.
Editor's Note: Please, keep it classy.
And the winner is:
That picture doesn't need a caption!!
Sent in by Eegah!! and Tabonga!
Congratulations and thanks for entering.
"How'd you like to graduate from Glen Ridge High School, kiddo?"
ReplyDeleteMiss September took it all the way up to here...
ReplyDelete"That's right, don't be shy. I want you to hit me as hard as you can right here. Trust me."
ReplyDelete"So it's about 10 inches long, and I'm not refering about the baseball bat..."
ReplyDelete"You can hold this on either end to practice; most of the gals find this end easier to hold however . . . "
ReplyDeleteDIS IS DA SIDE OF DA BAT WHAT WE HOLD WHEN WE PLAY DA BASEBALL.
ReplyDelete"Look Toots. If you want the Braves to move down here from Milwaukee, you gotta learn how the game is played, if you catch my drift."
ReplyDeleteShe Swings, He Hits
ReplyDeleteFirst you saw make the handrail disappear. For my next trick....
ReplyDeleteIf I can get the banister up there I'm sure I can do the same with this...
ReplyDelete"I'll show you my bat's "sweet spot" if you show me yours..."
ReplyDelete"I've seen bigger"
ReplyDeleteNot the Wood She Wanted
ReplyDeleteHe wanted her to polish his bat, but she just hit a couple of balls.
ReplyDelete"Yeah baby, I call it my 'little slugger". You'll probably want to choke up on it a little..."
ReplyDelete"Well, Mickey Mantle says his is bigger, but I wouldn't believe it."
ReplyDeletePine tar works wonders (heh heh).
ReplyDeleteThump Her
ReplyDeleteBatting Her Eyes
ReplyDelete"That's pure Georgia lodgepole pine. Now some people will tell you that lodgepole pine is a soft wood, but don't you believe 'em honey, don't you believe 'em..."
ReplyDeleteYes My Dear, Not only am I holding wood, I'VE GOT WOOD!
ReplyDelete"so, the man who attacked you. About this size, you say?"
ReplyDeleteDon't be afraid to choke up on it, honey!
ReplyDelete" A bat also has a knob"
ReplyDeletePhilo
That picture doesn't need a caption!!
ReplyDeleteTwo balls, one strike, and you're out.
ReplyDelete"They used to call me Crazy Hef...well now they can call me Batman!"
ReplyDeleteThe bow goes here.
ReplyDeleteHaving read the shirt, I now realize it's not a bow. How about: "I'm not into props."
ReplyDeleteHer: "What do you mean by 'Don't you worry none, honey, you've got a little blue pill that'd help make things harder than that Ozark hickory' ?"
ReplyDeleteOR...:
Him: "Careful, honey, hollerin' out 'ED' all excited like like that in this here Entertainment for Men establishment, you'll likely get the club bouncer to come at ya purty quick-like clutching this here piece of equipment. Now mind ya, with this here being solid Carolina Ash, you ain't gonna get much harder than that. Now why do you keep sayin' 'Ed' alla the time when you're around me???"
A bit too wordy for those thought balloons and such like?
"Just tryin' to keep it classy." - Ron Burgundy
Did I do a good job in the blogger says "Don't be shy" dept.? Nuts. Too late for the prize-a-palooza, but ah well, there it is...
- B_B